My brothers are two of the funniest people ever. We just had a discussion about feminine hygiene products, with a personal anecdote thrown in by my youngest bro, that had me laughing on the floor for ten minutes. It's stuff like this that makes me realize how much things have changed between us. And that, somehow, my brothers have developed a wicked sense of humour. When the hell did that happen?

Lesson of the day: Remember to glaze the inside of the flower pot as well as the outside.

"I think my life is passing me by"