Words you really don't want to see in a weather forecast in early October: Chance of light rain or snow.

Ah...pre-season hockey. As fun as it was to go see a game with my dad, the quality of hockey that we witnessed was disappointing, to say the least. Both teams looked like they didn't know what they were doing. And yeah, we lost, but it was marginal. The fights were satisfactory though. It's interesting that some people who are generally quiet and friendly, like myself, can become such advocates of sports violence when given the opportunity.

And what is with all these goddamned fruit flies?! We don't even have any fruit out in the open! No matter how many I squash, they just keep materializing. Again with that violence thing...well, they started it.

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